The Tiger and the Sea

When the tiger breaks free,

the television will return to
full color programming.

- Rilian

Though it seems that the tiger's stripes
have been jaded, if not removed, due to the
abominable acts of the trainer...
resulting in yet again another
botched show.
-Maven

Let it be known wide and far that the secret life
of the trainer has been brought to bare, and his
bungling shall be evermore retreated to such
abominations as crimson tides.

Details at 11...
- Rilian

While this may be all so true, the fate
of the jungle is still at stake. Not
dissimilar to the crashing waves
of the open sea.
-Maven

Then all that is left shall wilt to the tune of
a rams horn, dipped in the dreams of bearded
foes.
- Rilian